1 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,370 Hey, dirtbag, it's all over. 2 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:16,129 Oh, look who they send to bust me. 3 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:18,830 NYPD Barbie. 4 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:22,350 I'm not laughing, sleazebag. 5 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:26,550 Go ahead. Go for your gun, hairbag. 6 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:30,770 You don't have the guts to shoot me. I don't? 7 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:34,550 Come on, hosebag. 8 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,530 Let's see what you got. 9 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 the hell is going on? 10 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,420 What? Too soon? 11 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:58,060 Milo, I don't want to be picky, but could we take some of the bags out of my 12 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:01,120 dialogue? Give them a repetitive hair bag, nose bag. 13 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:03,480 Maybe I could call in something else. Like what? 14 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,879 Oh, I don't know. Anything. 15 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:07,060 Chowderhead. 16 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,380 Go for the gun, Chowderhead. 17 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,480 Chowderbag? 18 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,640 Why don't you go to the wardrobe and put on a squid vest? 19 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,380 Okay. 20 00:01:18,509 --> 00:01:19,509 Let's set it up again. 21 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:22,509 It's okay. 22 00:01:22,510 --> 00:01:23,068 It's okay. 23 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:23,768 It's okay. 24 00:01:23,770 --> 00:01:24,770 I could have been killed. 25 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,590 I don't believe it. I could have been killed. 26 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,370 What's going on up there? 27 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:30,030 What? 28 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:31,370 What do you mean, what? 29 00:01:32,270 --> 00:01:35,650 You almost killed me, you chatterhead. 30 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:37,630 You're right. That sucks. 31 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:41,150 All right. You look a little pale. Want to lie down? 32 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:42,590 No, no. I feel fine. 33 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:47,010 I'll just go to wardrobe and put on a fresh wib. 34 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:22,240 Yeah, but I could have. And for what? Two days' work on a cheesy cop show? 35 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,600 It's not cheesy. It's gritty. 36 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,560 Actually sort of walks the line between cheese and grit. 37 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:29,580 That's really depressing. 38 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,180 If I had died, the headline in Variety wouldn't be Sybil Sheridan's career ends 39 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,180 in tragedy. No. 40 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,220 It would have been lighting problem postpones production. 41 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:41,380 Come on. Don't talk like that. You would have had to raise Zoe alone. 42 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,420 Please, not even in jest. 43 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:48,400 Can I get you anything? A little soup. Soup is good for this. Soup is good for 44 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,400 brushes with death? 45 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,080 It's not the soup. It's the noodles. 46 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:55,160 Oh, thanks. Just come over and sit next to me for a few minutes. 47 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,840 Sure. Here, let me take your coat. 48 00:02:58,180 --> 00:02:59,440 Ah, Sybil, you're hurt. 49 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,420 9 -1 -1. 9 -1 -1. 50 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:03,900 Ira, that's movie blood. 51 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,720 Oh, very convincing. 52 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:10,960 You know what's really weird? When they asked if somebody could drive me home, 53 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,460 you were the first person I thought of. Why is that weird? 54 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,520 If I was in an accident, I would have called you. 55 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:19,620 Really? Just because we're divorced doesn't mean we can't look after each 56 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,880 You're always there for me, aren't you? 57 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:26,040 You came right over during the earthquake with food, set up on the roof 58 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,780 the fires with a hose, stood guard during the riots with that little 59 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,000 bat from Dodger Stadium. 60 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,480 Yeah, we've shared a lot of good times. 61 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,960 I still miss you once in a while. 62 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,700 I still miss you, too. 63 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:43,880 Remember that life -tapping hatred we felt for each other? Oh, yeah. Seems 64 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,880 a million years ago. 65 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,540 I still hate your lawyer, though. 66 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,420 She was good, wasn't she? 67 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,200 Please let that open that wound. 68 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:56,960 It's funny how almost getting crushed by a 200 -pound light makes all that seem 69 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,380 unimportant. Right now, it's hard to remember why we got divorced. 70 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:05,020 Well, I always thought I had a lot to do with your incredibly childish need to 71 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,020 win every... 72 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,450 I can't remember either. 73 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:16,430 You know, if I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I'd want to spend tonight with 74 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,209 you. I feel the same way. 75 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:20,290 Except for the dying part. 76 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,210 That's enough. 77 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:26,410 All right, Sybil. 78 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:29,570 Here's a new sweater. Does movie blood wash out? 79 00:04:30,850 --> 00:04:31,850 Shut up. 80 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,580 Are we making a horrible mistake? 81 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,520 Not yet. Give me a minute. 82 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:44,380 You know, I'm feeling a little vulnerable right now. 83 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,660 Vulnerable's good. You always encourage me to be vulnerable. 84 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,280 But is all this happening because of the accident? 85 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960 What accident? 86 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,700 On the movie set. 87 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,020 Oh, right. Terrible. 88 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,420 Terrible. Poor baby. 89 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:02,600 I'm just afraid if we have sex, it'll change our relationship. 90 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,360 Don't worry. Probably won't even be any good. 91 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,080 Let's hope not. 92 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,340 Mom! 93 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,800 We better hurry. 94 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,080 Ira? Yes? 95 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:18,920 Where are you? 96 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,440 In my bedroom. 97 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,900 Quick, hide. 98 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:22,980 Right. 99 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:29,880 Wait. Are we doing the right thing? Maybe we should just be honest with her. 100 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,560 you really want to explain to Zoe why our divorced parents are in bed 101 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:34,280 Closet. 102 00:05:51,229 --> 00:05:52,950 Almost get killed on the movie set. 103 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,870 Oh, yeah? Can I borrow 20 bucks? 104 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,050 Okay, sure. 105 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,270 Don't you want to know what it's for? 106 00:05:58,550 --> 00:05:59,550 No, I trust you. 107 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:01,430 Is this some kind of a trap? 108 00:06:01,790 --> 00:06:03,950 No, no, let's go downstairs and get my purse. That's right, I brought your 109 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:05,790 wallet. Hey, you know what I was thinking? 110 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:11,230 Instead of having all my fingernails black, I'm going to paint one red. Which 111 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,089 you think? 112 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:15,190 This one. Come on, let's go down. Mother, please, this is really 113 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:17,870 She's up here! 114 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,440 I think if you highlight a pinky, it's like a cry for help. What do you mean 115 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,440 almost got killed today? 116 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,100 I wish you had come with us. It was fabulous. 117 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,940 Hour and a half facial with glycolic peel, seaweed wrap, and full body 118 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:35,180 Then we went shooting. 119 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,700 Shooting? It was mom's day at the Beverly Hills Gun Club. 120 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,440 Free ammo for pregnant women. 121 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,540 Did you know they make a nursing holster? 122 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,800 some waffles, too? 123 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:53,920 Waffles, omelets, whatever you want. Come on, let's roll. Why were you in bed 124 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:54,719 the middle of the day? 125 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,740 I had a near -death experience. 126 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,640 Uh -huh, and now the truth. 127 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,140 My second ex -husband is standing naked in the closet. 128 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,200 Fine, don't tell me. 129 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:04,840 I'll be right down. 130 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,860 I have got to put a lock on that door. 131 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,840 Sybil? No, Imelda Marcos. 132 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,500 Get out here! 133 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,960 Listen, I'll keep him busy and you can sneak out of the house. 134 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,440 Can we get together later? 135 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,480 I can't. Marianne set me up with a date tonight. 136 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,760 Really? Anybody I know? 137 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,700 Ira, this is not the time. You're right. 138 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,080 Actually, I sort of have a date tonight, too. With who? 139 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,740 Some plain old Laker girl. 140 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,880 Thought I could cancel it. No, no, no. This is probably all a big mistake. I 141 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,940 think we should just cool it. 142 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,300 I suppose. 143 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:38,040 Bye. Bye. 144 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:41,320 Sybil? What? 145 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:43,420 This was fun. 146 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,040 Ira, hurry. 147 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,360 I had fun, too. 148 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,540 Miriam, which fingernail do you think I should paint red? 149 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,620 You want to make a real fashion statement? 150 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,840 Pull one out. 151 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,560 Which one? 152 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,260 Okay, let's eat. 153 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,840 Rach, you want me to toast that waffle for you? 154 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,160 No, good frozen. 155 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:54,830 ask me to check the new chimney. You know, just to make sure there weren't 156 00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:57,790 birds nesting in it. You know, owls will do that. 157 00:08:58,150 --> 00:08:59,430 Oh, yeah. Owls are the worst. 158 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,070 Smart, though. 159 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:02,790 Uh -huh. 160 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,990 Well, next time you might try using a ladder. 161 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:06,550 A ladder. 162 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:07,610 Good idea. 163 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:08,750 Like for a light bulb. 164 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:10,710 Well, see you. 165 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:12,550 Bye. Ira. Yeah. 166 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,170 Zipper. 167 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,480 Very exciting for you, then. 168 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:40,600 You know, I'm kind of a maverick. I use the number four reed. 169 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:45,540 Most guys in the woodwind section go for the number two because it's easier to 170 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,540 blow. 171 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:47,739 Uh -huh. 172 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:49,520 Fascinating. I said no ice. 173 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,100 Why did you do this to me? 174 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,800 Who else would I do it to? 175 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,520 A lot of Laker girls dance for the wrong reason. 176 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,720 You know, they're trying to get into show business. 177 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,600 But not me. I mean, I'm there because I want to meet the players. 178 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,340 Then why'd you go out with me? 179 00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:07,120 Oh, well, you have a lot of money. 180 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Right? 181 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,740 Hey, look who's here. What a surprise. 182 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,000 Yes. Small world. 183 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,280 Sybil, I'm Marianne. This is Nancy. 184 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:22,920 Hi, Nancy. Hi, Nancy. This is Bob and Mike. Hello. Hi. Bob and Mike both play 185 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,719 for the L .A. 186 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,760 Philharmonic. Really? 187 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,280 I love soccer. 188 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:29,460 You must be so proud. 189 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:32,220 Well, we won't keep you. Have a nice dinner. 190 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:33,600 Bye. 191 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:39,330 You know, another great thing about me is I can say hello in all the Slavic 192 00:10:39,330 --> 00:10:40,330 languages. 193 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:46,210 Czech, Bulgarian, Croatian, Montenegrin. 194 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:47,550 That's amazing. 195 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:53,770 Magyar, Lithuanian, Polish, Russian. 196 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:55,910 Lithuania. 197 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:00,890 Hybl. 198 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:02,610 Ira, what are you doing? 199 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:03,850 You alone? 200 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:09,430 I just wanted to tell you, hey, this is very nice. 201 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,250 Potpourri, scented dope, not like the men's room. 202 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:16,290 I wouldn't know. 203 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:21,210 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you, you look really beautiful tonight. 204 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:24,210 Thanks. You look pretty good yourself. 205 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,350 Thank you. 206 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,590 So, how's your date? 207 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,570 Well, it's a blind date, so we hardly know each other, and that's always 208 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,570 awkward. Kill me, kill me now. 209 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:37,460 My date? 210 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,540 Well, you met my date. 211 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,100 Listen, I was thinking about what you said before. 212 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,680 Did you mean all that stuff about still missing me? 213 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,320 Or were you just trying to get my pants? 214 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:50,980 What do you think? 215 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,380 I think if there's any chance of us working on our problems, we'd be crazy 216 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,119 to try. 217 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,120 Try what? 218 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,340 Well, I thought maybe we could start dating. 219 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,460 Ira, dinner and a movie is not going to solve our problem. I know that, but... 220 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,770 We're both going to work at it. You'd have to start telling me how you really 221 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,710 feel instead of suppressing everything and then picking a fight two weeks 222 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,010 Okay. 223 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,510 You want to know how I feel right now? 224 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:21,350 Right now, I feel like I'm going to kiss you so much my face hurts. 225 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,490 Well, we can't have that, can we? 226 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,040 Give me a hickey, Ira. I'm on a date. 227 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:39,819 I'm sorry. 228 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,620 Oh, oh, oh. What's the matter? 229 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,280 Charlie, where's Charlie? Where? 230 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,500 My leg, my leg. 231 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,580 Put it up on the toilet. I'll rub it. Careful. 232 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,180 Is that better? 233 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,400 Yeah, thanks. 234 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,560 Sybil, are you in there? 235 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,210 what Ira's dating. 236 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:09,830 Well, you know, Ira. 237 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:12,870 The cheerleaders, the Porsche. 238 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:16,990 You'd think an award -winning novelist could come up with a more original 239 00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:17,990 midlife crisis. 240 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,250 You'd think. 241 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,390 Oh, you only have brown. I need black. 242 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:23,930 Sorry. 243 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,370 Ira, do you have any black eyeliner? 244 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,330 No, Marianne. 245 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,030 Oh, well, then I'll just skip it. 246 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,580 Any messages for your respective dates? 247 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,820 Just tell him we'll be right there. 248 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,160 Will do. 249 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,260 Marianne. Killjoy. 250 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:02,460 Another unique thing about me is that I'm an incredible listener. 251 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:07,680 Most men are so self -absorbed that they don't find anything interesting except 252 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,740 the intimate details of their... 253 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:44,780 What is going on with you and Ira? And furthermore, why did I have to find out 254 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,840 about it in a public restroom? 255 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,220 I don't know what's going on with us, Marianne. All I know is I feel something 256 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,500 for Ira that didn't go away after the divorce. 257 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,020 Thibault, let me jog your memory. 258 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,980 It's December 1993, the Polo Lounge, 3rd Mai time. 259 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:04,260 Marianne, if I ever think about reconciling with Ira, I want you to have 260 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:08,080 committed. I didn't say committed. I said sedated. 261 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,340 Oh, no problem. I'm on my way. 262 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,340 Can you try and be a little supportive? 263 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,560 Hold on. 264 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:28,520 I wish you both the best. 265 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,560 Thank you. 266 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,640 May your love last forever. 267 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,020 Yeah, thanks. 268 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,920 May he light up your life and be the wind beneath your wings. 269 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,600 I'm hanging up now. 270 00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:08,629 Gentle Duke. 271 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:09,409 It's me. 272 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:10,410 Ira, you remember. 273 00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:11,530 Friend. 274 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,870 Oh, this isn't good. 275 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:18,930 Hey, I know. How about a nice, thick, juicy... Tic -tac? 276 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,630 It won't help his breath. Believe me, I know. 277 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:25,970 Jeff, thank God. Call up your yak, would you? Oh, Duke. Duke wouldn't hurt a 278 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,010 fly, would you, Duker? 279 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,470 So, Ira, what's going on? 280 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:31,190 You come to christen that new chimney? 281 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,390 All right, look. 282 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:36,150 Sybil and I have decided to start seeing each other again. 283 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:37,490 Really? 284 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,810 Well, most of the guys she dates get to use the door. 285 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,790 It was supposed to be a surprise. 286 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,870 I actually had to dump another woman to come over here. 287 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,250 Ah, the old switcheroo. 288 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:47,810 Yeah, I used to do that with Sybil. Well, to Sybil. 289 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,370 It was one of the big reasons she divorced me. 290 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:51,890 That's a charming story. 291 00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,270 Well, I guess she's asleep. 292 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,510 See you around, Jeff. 293 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,750 Ah, wait, wait, wait. 294 00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:57,830 Don't give up so easy. 295 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:01,610 Climb up the trellis, throw open her window, and sweep her off her feet. 296 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,930 Are you insane? That's two stories. 297 00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:08,140 Ira, trust me. I know what women want. I've been married three times. 298 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,220 Jeff, you ever just stop and listen to yourself? 299 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,640 No guts, no glory. 300 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,940 I wonder how many guys have died with that ring in their ears. Oh, come on. 301 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,520 All right, what the hell? Atta boy. 302 00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:21,859 Come on, Duke. 303 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,180 Okay. 304 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,200 If I make it, you'll think I'm very romantic. 305 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,960 If I don't, maybe I should sign my cast. 306 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,550 Hi, Zoe. 307 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:40,630 Hey, Dad. 308 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:42,990 Whoa, where are you going? 309 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,210 To my room, do you mind? 310 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:46,790 You trying to sneak out? 311 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:50,690 Actually, I think the more interesting question is, were you trying to sneak 312 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,990 Don't change the subject. You're in a lot of trouble. 313 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,410 I'm in a lot of trouble? You're the one breaking and entering. 314 00:17:56,050 --> 00:18:01,370 Look, all I was doing... I mean, I was just... You were just what? 315 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,750 and I want it now. 316 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,930 Well, I thought it was kind of wrong to ask me. Not you. 317 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,590 You. 318 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,290 Gee, I, for one, kind of like to hear what he has to say. 319 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:20,890 Zoe? I was going to Annie's. 320 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,650 Why didn't you just ask me? 321 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,110 Oh, right. What kind of a parent would let her kid out at this hour on a 322 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,110 weeknight? 323 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,450 Good point. 324 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:29,910 You're grounded for a month. 325 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:32,770 Couldn't I just pay a fine? 326 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,490 You want to try two months? 327 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:35,690 Okay, okay. Your turn. 328 00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,389 All right. 329 00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:38,510 I guess you have a right to know. 330 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:43,960 Your mother and I have decided to maybe start spending a little more time 331 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960 together. 332 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,800 You're getting remarried? 333 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,640 No! I mean, no. 334 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,120 You're going to live together? 335 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560 No. 336 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Going to study? 337 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,679 Well... No. 338 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,680 No. 339 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:02,480 Honey, all we're talking about is the possibility of your father and I maybe 340 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,880 starting to date occasionally. 341 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,040 We don't know where it's going to lead, and we don't want to get your hopes up. 342 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,700 We're really only telling you because... 343 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,020 Well... You caught us. 344 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,160 Okay. 345 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,000 Is that all you have to say? Okay? Don't you want to talk about it? 346 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,700 What's there to talk about? 347 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,060 The pathetic state of your entire narcissistic generation? 348 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,860 You feel like getting married, you get married. 349 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,780 You feel bored, you get divorced. 350 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,720 You feel lonely, you marry somebody else. 351 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,860 No commitment, no responsibility. 352 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,000 No thought about anybody but yourself. 353 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:39,110 So just forgive me if I don't rush to hop on your little Age of Aquarius 354 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,230 emotional roller coaster. 355 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,810 Do you think we're narcissistic? 356 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:52,510 Huh? I'm sorry. I was just thinking how much he looks like me. 357 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,870 Morning. 358 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,380 How about some nice crispy French toast? 359 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,660 Yum, yum. 360 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:10,380 It isn't enough that you've emotionally scarred me. Now you want me to be fat, 361 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,420 too? 362 00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,080 Zoe, don't be so dramatic. 363 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:15,340 Though I'm dating your father, it's no big deal. 364 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,580 Yeah, it is a big deal. I was just getting used to the way things are 365 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,260 here, and now you're changing everything again. 366 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:25,240 I can understand that. Let's talk about it. I'm sorry I can't. I wish I could, 367 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,940 but I just can't. Why not? 368 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,720 Because this whole thing is very scary. 369 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,700 It's very confusing for me, and you can't really be objective. 370 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:43,180 I think right now maybe I just need the support of my friends. 371 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,560 Can you understand that? 372 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,500 You're still grounded. 373 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,220 You saw that coming, didn't you? 374 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,360 It wasn't your best work. 375 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,040 See you at lunch. 376 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,000 Don't get discouraged. Try it on your dad. 377 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:08,740 Okay, as far as dating other people. I can, you can't. What? It was worth a 378 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,140 I'm not taking it seriously. 379 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,020 Okay, we don't date around. 380 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,660 Now, what about Saturday night? 381 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,879 Standing date. 382 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,940 I think we should play it by ear. 383 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:20,020 Oh, come on. Ira, don't get clingy on me. 384 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:26,260 Saturday nights will be a standing date subject to 24 -hour cancellation by 385 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,260 either party. 386 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,500 Done. 387 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,740 So, you think they're going to get back together? 388 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,660 Who knows? Who cares? 389 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:38,120 I really love Ira. He was a much better husband to her than my dad was. 390 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,600 That's high praise. 391 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,220 Not really. 392 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,460 I hope they do get back together. 393 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,800 Yeah, me too. 394 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,280 What? 395 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,420 Nothing. 396 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,500 After said date, sex is neither expected nor required. 397 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,880 Hold on, hold on. 398 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,620 Why is she here? 399 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,970 Because over the years, she's spent more time listening to our problems than you 400 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:03,970 have. 401 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,410 All right, then. 402 00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:11,150 Sacred sex and birth control. In the unlikely event of consummation, Sybil 403 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:13,670 have first choice of all methods of protection and position. 404 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:15,130 Oh, this is ridiculous. 405 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:16,770 Iris, sit.